1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just puked most of my soul out..
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