Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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