Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
two words: eviction party
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
