3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
