That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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