Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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