actually, I'm a sock model
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
wow bdsm is so cute
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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