is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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