i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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