my soul wont recognize me after tonight
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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