Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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