just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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