I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You don't make any sense
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