White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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