I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
why is half of my head shaved?
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