It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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