Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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