"it" just moved
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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