Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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