Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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