he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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