whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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