you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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