We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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