we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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