After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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