He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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