dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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