She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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