I love black thongs
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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