I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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