are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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