doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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