There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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