yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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