I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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