At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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