So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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