how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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