its not stalking. its research.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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