Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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