I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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