Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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