I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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