I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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