She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am midnight drunk by noon
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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