Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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