There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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