Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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