No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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