you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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