i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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