I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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