I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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