so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Found your dick twin last night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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